It's cold outside, man,
This Tuesday it was 80,
I can't feel my toes!
If I gave you a quarter would you swallow a penny?
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- Lakewood, Ohio, United States
- I am a law-abiding citizen of the world as far as the authorities know. I pay my fair share of taxes and wish I could pay more, but think it would be unfair to other taxpayers.
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4 comments:
Cannot feel your toes?
Work on flexibility.
I suggest yoga.
Or perhaps there's something wrong with your fingers? Try using another of your 5 senses... perhaps your eyes... can you SEE your toes? If you can't see them you might need glasses. ;-)
Or, if I can't see my toes, I might need to lose weight. (I don't need glasses).
Nah - I just saw you this past weekend. Anyone who starts doing abdominal exercises on Friday night during an evening gathering isn't likely to be a NutriSystem candidate.
And I'm SURE that if you ever did wear glasses it would only be as research for an upcoming theatrical performance. (This comment applies as long as you don't start bumping around like Mr. Magoo.)
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